would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid:
“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter.”
