pink?”
Me:”Uh… because… um…” (I am rendered speechless by a six-year-old.)
Kid:”Do you want him to be your boyfriend?”
Me:”Uh… Yeah.”
(I start eating. A few minutes later my crush comes to me.)
Crush:”Uh… Hi, [My Name]. This kid told me that you wanted to be my girlfriend…”
(My crush is also blushing. Suddenly, the kid starts singing so loud that the entire cafeteria turns to her.)
Kid:”[My Name] and [Crush], sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-l-N-G!”
(So, basically, a six-year-old scored me a boyfriend.)