“Business. I’m going to the Annual Sexual Studies Convention in Chicago”.
He swallowed hard. Here was the gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting about sexual studies! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use my extensive personal experience to share interesting facts about sexuality.
“Really,” he gulped,”like what?”
“Well,” she explained, “For instance, Native American Indians are the most passionate. While Jewish men are the most likely to satisfy a woman fully. And in terms of lasting the longest, surprisingly it’s the Southern redneck.”
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
“I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Um, Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.”
