Case, but I have a John Deere.”
Attorney: “I mean, do you have a grudge?”
Hillbilly: “Yea, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.”
Attorney: “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
Hillbilly: “Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.”
Attorney: “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
Hillbilly: “No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.”
Attorney: “Well, is she a nagger or anything?”
Hillbilly: “No she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That’s why I want this dayvorce.”
Very funny, especially since this applies to our ages.