When a Couple opt for Private Golf Lessons | BoredApple
“Hold the club gently,” the pro replied, “just like you’d hold your wife’s breasts.”
The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yards, straight up the fairway.
The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can’t wait for her lesson.The next day the wife goes for her lesson.
The pro watches her swing and says, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard.”
“What can I do?” asks the wife.
“Hold the club gently, just like you’d hold your husband’s thing.”
The wife listens carefully to the pro’s advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway . . . about 15 ft.
“That was great,” the pro says. “Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you’re supposed to!”