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When a Cowboy arrived at the Pearly Gates

threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you!

St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’

‘Couple of minutes ago.’

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