When a Married Man tried to Insult this Woman | BoredApple
realizing that the whole event was not worth the price, he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;
1) it had never been occupied;
2) there was plenty of heat;
and 3) it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied. That there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note,
The girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.