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When a Redneck filled for the Dayvorce

Case, but I have a John Deere.”

Attorney: “I mean, do you have a grudge?”

Hillbilly: “Yea, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.”

Attorney: “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”

Hillbilly: “Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.”

Attorney: “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

Hillbilly: “No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.”

Attorney: “Well, is she a nagger or anything?”

Hillbilly: “No she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That’s why I want this dayvorce.”

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