Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, ‘Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again’
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, ‘Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want to see where he is going with it’
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. ‘Do you have Lady Bits’?
‘Yes’ she says.
The man replied, ‘That’s great! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?’