the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. “Go get help,” he pleads.
She replies, “I can’t, I’m naked.” He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says “Cover yourself with that and go get help.” She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road.
When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, “Help! Help! My boyfriend’s stuck!”
The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, “I’m sorry Miss. He’s too far in.”