cabbie has to do is go inside the whore house, grab his wife, put her in the back of the cab, and take them home.
The cabbie goes in. A couple of minutes later, the whore house door gets kicked open, and the cabbie starts dragging out this woman who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab.
The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, “Here! Hold her!”
The man looks down at the girl and yells to the cabbie, “THIS AIN’T MY WIFE!”
The cabbie replied, “I KNOW. IT’S MINE… I’M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!”