When Little Johnny wanted something from his GrandPa | BoredApple
saw his grandpa drinking beer.
He asks, “Grandpa can I drink some of your beer?”
His grandpa replied, “Can your p**is reach your a**hole?”
“No”, said Little Johnny.
His grandpa replied, “Then you’re not old enough.”
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies.
His grandpa asks, “Can I have some of your cookies?”
Little Johnny replied, “Can your p**is reach your a**hole?”
His grandpa replied, “it most certainly can!”
Little Johnny replied, “Then go f**k yourself. These are my cookies!”
